Go on a date with Hellfire.
Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.
Discover Fulbert's great invention.
Find out what happened to the English airman.
Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.
Sign Secchi's rifle.
Melee a big enemy.
Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.
Send Mental a message he won't forget.
Beat the game on any difficulty.
Escape the Oil Rig.
Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.
Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.
Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.
Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.
Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.
Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.
Destroy 10 propaganda drones.
Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.
Get a weaponized black hole, using science.
Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.
Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.
What if you could talk to the monsters?
Achievement is your middle name.
Cross the French countryside and get very cross.
Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.
Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.
Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.
Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.
Ride the Popemobile to victory.
One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.
Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.
Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.
Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.
Meet a powerful granny.
Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.
Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.
Make sure Gabriella is OK.
Party like it's 199.
Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.
Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.
Kill a Witchbride using C4.
Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.
Die HAARP With A Vengeance.
Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.
Find out what happened to Alessandro.
Recover a key stolen by a cultist.
Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.
Get together with your friends and kill something big.
Fight alongside Massimo Murena.
Unlock a S.A.M.
Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.
Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.
